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The most feared monsters in cinematic have met their match.
|Film Genre:||Comedy Horror|
|Country of Origin:||USA, Canada|
|Year of Release:||2009|
|Operator:||Robert C. New|
|Actors:||Steve Howey, Diora Baird, Kenan Thompson, Desi Laydik, Leslie Nielsen, Keith Zenga, Darren Moore, Twain Holliday, Ben Cotton, Travis MacDonald|
"Stan Helsing" - the movie-parody of Hollywood horror movies. The heir of the legendary vampire hunter will soon be faced with an army kinomanyakov, including: Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Chucky, Leatherface, bloodthirsty zombies, vampires and other evil spirits. Only snag is that unlike his glorious ancestor, Stan does not have a tenth share of his abilities, poor-worker porn video, and for the most part like a conventional freak. With help of this site you can download Stan Helsing Free Full Movie in HD.
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Ancient race Van Helsing, Chartered fighters with ghouls, degraded and degenerate. Heir to the traditions, the last Helsing (Steve Howey), bears the name of Stan and idiotic bandage on his head, and works in the video, which specializes in horror and porn. Stan and his friends (a fat black man in tights Superman blonde fool, quickly responds to the word "slut" and not gloomy genre brunette) are going to a party on the occasion of Halloween. But off the road and fall into a strange village, where at night Maniace gang consisting of Freddy Krueger, Jason Vurheza and other famous kinogopnikov. In the local pub serves waitress Leslie Nielsen, and it is even worse, especially close up. Stan need to survive here one night to disperse the entire team chlenovrediteley and thereby save his name from oblivion, and settlement - the curse. Perfection, as we know, there is no limit. If someone still thought embodied imagination Uwe Boll - the worst thing that can happen in the horror genre, and each subsequent part of the "Scary Movie" should be known intolerance to the previous one, it was wrong. It's much, much worse. "Stan Helsing" is ready to confirm it every joke, many of which can not even be called obscene because of their lethargy and dullness, and each episode, which featured either plagiarism or toilet, or both, and more. If the above-mentioned "Scary Movie" scenario at least minimally adapts to the meaning parodied paintings, creating something like a patchwork of scraps and rags, then Bo Zenga, creator Stan Helsing not even bother thinking like needlework. He pushes indiscriminately all known killers feature on an area of ten square meters and thinks that joke already failed. It would be really successful, if in place of Stan Helsing himself was Bo Zenga, but maniacs would have been real. But this is a completely different genre.